T.I.M.L.

Eating with Disdain

makethewebsitesgo — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 20:56:55 +0000

photo by jeffreyw on flickr

”We were at a restaurant for lunch and I had onion rings with mine.
Kitty hadn’t seen them before, and he wanted to try one.
I gave him half of an onion ring.
He bit half of it, but most of it went into his mouth.

His expression as he chewed was so horrified, but he swallowed the bite.
Then he said ‘ew’ and put the rest of the onion ring right in the middle of his apple sauce, sticking out like a cigarette butt.

It was really cute.”

Important Conversations

makethewebsitesgo — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 11:57:05 +0000

“Kitten went into the kitchen, I followed him and asked him to come watch a movie with me. He was sitting on the floor in front of where the cereal is. He said he couldn’t because he needed to talk to the cereal boxes and that it was very important so he was busy right now….”

Cinnamon Sandwich

makethewebsitesgo — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 11:41:21 +0000

Recipe for a Cinnamon Sandwich:

“It’s like cinnamon toast but a sandwich. Bread-butter-cinnamon-butter-bread.”
“And you squish it. And cut it into two triangles, you know?”

Also, this:

“Joke: Why did the toast go to the hospital??

Answer: Because he was feeling crummy (crumby)”

The editor gives this recipe 4 stars. Yum!

An Egg Sandwich Please

makethewebsitesgo — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 21:29:57 +0000

”Kitty asked for an egg sandwich, and I said ‘Ok, in a little while, if you’re good.’
I walked into the kitchen a bit later, and he had gotten out the egg carton and broken about 6 eggs. They were in random places around the kitchen.
‘I wanted to help you make the egg sandwich.’ He said.
I didn’t even know how to clean that up.
The little scoop*.”
[*A pet name for Kitty when he's being mischievous.]

Life is Unfair: Preorders

makethewebsitesgo — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 21:21:03 +0000

Apparently some people don’t have to wait for Monster High dolls to come to stores. No; they are the lucky ones who somehow get access to Pre-Order dolls, and can sell them for inflated prices online.

This is, for the record, unfair.

Being An Adult Doll Collector

makethewebsitesgo — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:43:40 +0000

The Model Train Museum

makethewebsitesgo — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:26:26 +0000

A Mighty Eagle

Seeing an eagle in a tree at the model train museum is the best way to enjoy the great outdoors. The model train museum is a great place to learn about trains, and to meet guys. Creepo guys, apparantly.

“How cool can you be when you’re obsessed with model trains and take it way too seriously!”

This Is My Life. (TIML)

makethewebsitesgo — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:33:13 +0000